There is no room for me, so I protect myself from the rain with this cow.
Notice the 1st picture. Lighting comes and cooks the bacon! And then in-cooks my cow. Dead.
We grab our pitchforks and eat him.
Breaking news!!! 4 people killed by poison cow!
The bacon man is happy for his new camouflage. Also, it made him pee green and grow baby chickens out of humans.